June 2013
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
- Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
- Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
- Will: What?
- Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
- Will: ...
- Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .
i took 4 sleeping pills i better fukcing fall asleep
If you are trying to sleep you should take 20 ,it would be the last time you will have a problem sleeping.
It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings
THE LYRICS START AND YOUR MIND IS BLOWN
what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common
a deerstalker
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
do she got the booty?
Do bop she dooooooo!
omg i am done
I am crying real tears
NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE AND THIS AIN’T AN ORDER BUT SIT ON DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT MENTAL DISORDERS
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she means: space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
W is for WILL SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
I is for I WILL HELP WILL GRAHAM
L is for LORD PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM
L is for LORD, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM
G is for GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE HELP WILL GRAHAM
R is for REALLY SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
A is for ANYBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM YET
H is for HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
A is for ANYBODY FINALLY HELP WILL GRAHAM
M is for MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
HANNIBAL LECTER. YOU. BITCH.
WOW. BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PSYCHOPATHY.
lets play new moon
you go leave and I’ll fall over in a forest
Swiggity Swungeon
Troll In The Dungeon





